This is an actual functioning roll of single ply toilet paper, but why would you ever open it!? Leave one in someone's bathroom, or at your workplace and let that person really know what you think when it comes to their frugalness. The wrapping around roll reads "GENERIC TOILET PAPER FOR CHEAP ASSHOLES" in large bold text so there is no ambiguity. Perfect for resale or strange marketing promotions or fundraisers.
Minimum bulk purchase is 1 case, or 80 rolls. Looking for something more practical & less jokeish? Shop for bulk toilet paper on amazon
Orders over $50 qualify for complimentary standard shipping, with delivery in 4 business days or less to almost all u.s. zipcodes. Guaranteed overnight & second day delivery is available.
At this time we do not export outside of the U.S., however we will gladly ship to your U.S. freight forwarder.
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